What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:20

Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill